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Sunday, August 15, 2010

Stud Rooster..

Stud Rooster.. 

 

A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for аhis chicken
coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, 'OK old fart,
Time for you to retire.'

The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these
chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old
hens over in the corner?'
The young rooster says, 'Beat  it: You are washed up, and I am taking over.'

The old rooster says, 'I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the
farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the а exclusive domain over the entire chicken
coop.'

 
The  young rooster laughs. 'You know you don't stand a chance, old man.  So,
just to be fair, I will give you a head start.'

The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster
takes off running after him.



They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the
gap.

The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he
sees the roosters running by.

The Old Rooster is squawking and running as hard as he can.

The Farmer grabs his shotgun and а- BLAM - He blows the young rooster to bits.
The farmer sadly shakes his  head and says, 'Damm  it... Third gay rooster I
bought this month.'

Moral of this Story?...
Don't mess with the OLD FARTS -
Age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery,
Always overcome youth and arrogance!
OLD DUDES RULE !!!

Time is like a river.

You can't touch the same water twice,

because the flow that has passed will never pass again.
Enjoy every moment of life..