12 different human personality types. Each
Sign has its own unique approach to life.
Just for fun, let's get a feel for their
different psychologies by making up a typical
"Bedtime Prayer" for each Sign.
Give me PATIENCE
and I want it NOW!
in my life,
but NOT YET."
Who are you?....
What are you?.....
Where are You?.....
How many of you ARE there?
I can't figure you out!"
I know I shouldn't depend on you so much,
but you're the only One I can count on
while my security blanket is at the cleaners."
I'll bet you're really proud
to have me as your kid!"
please make the world a better place,
and don't screw it up like you did the last time."
I know I should make decisions for myself.
But, on the other hand,
what do YOU think?"
even if the creeps don't deserve it."
IF I'VE ASKED YOU ONCE,
I'VE ASKED YOU A THOUSAND TIMES ---
HELP ME STOP EXAGGERATING!"
but I guess I ought to figure things out for myself.
Some say you're a woman.
I say we're ALL God.
So, why pray? Let's have a party!"
as I prepare to consume this last fifth of
to drown out my pain and sorrow,
may my inebriation be for
Thy greater Honor and Glory."